Who hired these monkeys???

I work with a bunch of retards. Seriously. I'm sitting in a fucking team meeting listening to them twittering on about ordering stationery and whether black pens should be our team standard or whether it should be blue pens and I'm like WTF team standard for pens how about a fucking team standard for spelling and grammar or developing policy that makes any kind of sense. OMG you are a bunch of retards. But if I say any of that they look at me as though I am purposefully walking a block out of my way to urinate on their rose bushes. So I sit there and I look down at my book and when they've reached their deicsion that black pens are more classy, and look to me to make it unanimous I smile sweetly and ask that 3 pens be ordered for me, knowing full fucking well that at lunch time I'm going to the bookshop on Molesworth street to buy myself a purple one.